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After
forgetting to have the details ready for the next part of Moss
Side Barrow Boy again, I'm going to write a site review instead.
Despite my evident doziness, this might work out better as there
is a danger of ver Stuff becoming fiction-heavy, and variety
is always to be recommended. Who to choose for a probing review
is a decision that has practically been made for me anyway,
as Lima's departure from The Full 90 Mins makes this site almost
ripe for judgement. Can they live without him? What does the
future hold? And was it any good in the first place?
In
many ways, Lima going couldn't have happened at a worse time
for TF90. I think I'm right in thinking that he was the first
to consider a CM alternative to Big Brother, with sites from
around the scene taking the place of Jade and the other big
thickos. Evidently, the project - still only a week old - had
all the credentials of becoming a very popular feature, with
'housemates' happy to hype it up on their own webspace to create
all the buzz necessary. An unfortunate side effect was that
it precipitated a number of other stabs at BB contests, many
of them identical, which is probably always going to happen
in a scene pockmarked Ziege-style with webmasters whinging about
having nothing to write about. But this isn't their problem.
With its nice design that was inspired by the original idea,
and daily updates, BB was a notable ratings winner, much like
in real life.
The
future for this feature is now in some considerable doubt. Mike
Sand, who has been left to run TF90, has announced that he intends
to keep the competition going, but is dropping the daily updates.
To an extent, this is fair enough. Lima posted some inane comments
each day about the personalities, and was looking to speak to
people involved as often as possible to reflect diary room scenarios
(I found some garbled nonsense I had spewed up one evening whilst
considerably the worse for wear on the site the next day, but
that's reality TV at it's best, or worst) and this will be missed.
Instead, we will be kept up to date with nominations and evictions,
but the actual BB-referential content being shunted out makes
it into another 'Scene Survivor' (run originally by Horny Jim
at CM Addict) with a more famous title. I will await Mike's
progress with great interest.
On
the face of it, Mike heads a good-sized team of staff, and you
are in fact invited to nominate which of these is the best,
in TF90's slightly narcissistic poll. With Gunnar (USA), Philipe
(Brazil), Danny (England), Yushi (Israel) and Ian (Scotland)
the site has an almost international tournament of contributors,
and should be in reasonably healthy shape. However it has become
clear that Lima was the driving force in recent weeks, with
few updates occurring that did not have the BB touch. This left
me to rifle through the site's drawers for all the dirty knickers
and bras I could find in an effort to uncover the essence of
TF90. Here's what I found.
Ignoring
the Game Info section (nothing you would want to see here, unless
you'd like to read what each edition of CM features once more),
I sloped over to the Downloads HQ, though it is not an area
I would often visit. And I didn't stay long either, as each
utility, editor and demo came from somewhere else. Game Guides
was more promising. All right, so much of the content on offer
can be found all over the show, but the page was neatly divided
into clear categories, and the guides were generally very well
written (particularly when Yushi was behind them). I found the
Technical Guides to be the most useful, because issues such
as why the game might crash and the reasons for patches crop
up as subjects all the time on forums. People want this kind
of information, and what is there comes across as concise and
user-friendly. Much of the rest, from its advice on how to stay
solvent (sample quote - "If you do end up going into the red
then sell, sell, sell. You need money") to a glance at the best
players (Veron, van Nistelrooy and Crespo are all recommended,
to those of you who are living in the 1980s) are eminently missable.
Do stop to take a look at the General Options Guides, though.
These might not tell you anything that isn't already had hammered
into you, but they are readable.
Onto
Articles, an area I am always interested in. There is quite
a number for you to wade through here, and TF90 clearly went
into overdrive during the World Cup as it has its own mini-section.
The rest are halved off between CM articles and those about
something called football, and there is some good entertainment
to be had. Many moan about the frustrations of ChampMan, which
is always worthwhile stuff, and the best of the bunch were probably
penned by the sadly departed Dr Ice. What did rankle was the
average length of the pieces on offer. You already know how
long I spend working through an article on Stuff. Anything under
1,000 words in length I consider to be largely scratching the
surface (unless your question is 'Can Bryan Robson manage?'
which deserves a one-word answer, or two if you really don't
like him). Weighing in at little more than 250 words usually,
most TF90 articles barely pierced the skin of their subjects,
and never gave themselves the chance to build up any argument
such was the summarial tone. Disappointing. Stories was - in
tandem with the current scheme of things - almost deserted,
though the Arsenal tale did show some early signs of promise.
Players
are here as well (aren't they always?) and thankfully TF90 goes
down the route of writing something about each of its entrants
instead of putting together an anonymous database. The in-depth
player reviews were hardly that at around 150 words per suspect,
and the lack of content within the various sub-sections suggested
that this is an area under some considerable development. The
Team Reviews I liked; these are quite rigorous in their appraisals,
though some of their comments are rather sweeping. In the Middlesbrough
summation, they recommend signing Agostinho as though he will
be the answer to all their prayers. If I was being picky, I
would suggest that TF90's team reviews perhaps choose obvious
targets for assessment. You won't find any lower league sides
here, leaving a set of critiques of giant clubs you already
know about.
I
don't want to go too deeply into their Scene pages, as I am
already going to exceed the 1500-word mark (heavy editing aside),
but hey that's the quality of a Stuff review for you. Or not.
In any case, there are the same sections we all seem to possess
these days - site and scene reviews, interviews and favourites.
The former are a little short for my liking, as with the articles
not really advancing beyond the first post. As an example of
this, their assessment of Under Pressure notes that content
is added frequently, but doesn't actually go into the nature
of said content, or whether it is worth your time (it is, incidentally).
The rigid categorisation of various aspects to the site reviews
doesn't do them any favours either, as the same system can't
be weighed equally to look at both, say, Project CM (content-heavy)
and The Dugout (resource-based). Their latest scene round up
was brief but to the point, which is fine by me, though I noted
with some concern that The Dugout was still listed as a Top
Site. I can only hope ver Stuff is considered so after a period
of such idleness.
On
a more general note, I was hugely impressed by the design of
TF90, and indeed along with BB this is a very strong point for
them. Though the site has gone for a standard layout, graphical
quality is high throughout, with images prettying up content
where possible without cluttering the space available. I still
think that Davids is checking out Zidane's bald patch on the
banner, but I am in a weak position to chide when a certain
banner on the scene clearly depicts Ronaldo about to give oral
relief to the invisible man. Dear oh dear. As/if TF90 develops,
I would be surprised if I didn't see them attempt to develop
the graphics side of their portfolio, as the potential is there.
On the downside, there are numerous examples of sloppy English,
which as many of you will know is my personal sore point. When
I read poor grammar or misspelled words it is like the sound
of someone scraping their nails along the surface of a blackboard,
or watching a Mark Schwarzer goalkick. I do, however, appreciate
that not all of the contributors are native English speakers
so the black mark can be demoted to a brown stain. That's worse
really, isn't it?
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Despite
a review that has in places been like a Victor Lewis-Smith
assassination, I like this site a lot, and so does much
of the scene. If the incumbents can get over Lima's shock
exit they could do well. Mike has recently noted that he
is likely to keep BB as the main focus of the site for the
time being, which I personally see as a mistake. With the
newness of the competition due to wear thin at any moment,
especially without the momentum-gathering daily updates,
TF90 is in danger of becoming little more than a novelty
itself. There's nothing wrong with scene-based content,
but this must be updated in tandem with other work. The
alternative is that this fine-looking site will become something
of a mirror, reflecting the scene but being quite shallow
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